It's A Shmoe Life

Heh. This made me laugh!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-985 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, docnerd

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Apparently I like the people of Iran much better than the people of Asscrackistan. I sure hope no one from that country gets my donated organs. I also hope that they don't let the Asscrackistanis administer the spanking.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I gave lauriempress a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last month I pushed hooptytrib in the mud (-17 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to mmmfobbs in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I gave jwoodsbuzz a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Overall, I've been nice (327 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, docnerd

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At least this time, I get a pony!

Christmas present for you all!

( The Vetinari Dualegacy Chapter 21.333: Clockworks and Cold Steel )

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( Moar aliens under the cut! )

Only five days behind now! XD



( Skirts! )

In other news, I continue to be made of fail



( Onwards )

I didn't feel like playing the main houses much, so I went in and got the last few spare kids to almost-Teen. If I play the main houses, eventually I'll have to play the Prettacy, and Rizzo hasn't got much time left. I don't think he'll see his youngest grandkid hit Teen.

I've probably got enough pictures for the next chapter, but I want to play through a little farther first. The next chapter will be the last one of the year, due to how I want to handle Epic Plot Volcano. It'll be out before Christmas. Then Epic Plot Volcano after the start of the new year.

( Have some picspam! )

Relatively small one this time



( Onwards! )

...this time something that I am rather pleased with :D



( Smug Mode )

Yeah, I'm really sorry for being such a slackarse regarding December - type goodies. I promise I do actually have the stuff made (or in various degrees of assembly), but it's been something of a hectic week. I've been out for half of it, plus tomorrow is the Bothersome Brother's primary school leaving ceremony (seems stupid to call it a graduation when it's them singing some song and the dickwit of a principal pontificating) and then I am going into the city with mum for some variety of Xmas shopping.

It also does not help that between the hours of say, 2pm and 8pm, my bedroom where the computer of the simming variety lives is akin to a furnace and is thus utterly unusable.

TL:DR, or at least too whiney, didn't read, I am slack, but will post moar things this weekend.